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Funny Thought Quotes
why was snow white given an apple with poison?
To show that not all people that are kind to u are really kind. They might have some m0tives against u.Why did cinderella run away when the clock turned 12mn?
To remind us that every thing has its limitations, even dreams!
Why did ariel decide to exchange her fins 4 a pair of legs?
To show that anyone will try to lose anything just to be happy.Ü g0dbless
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If
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5=?
Think bfore scrolling down.
Answer s 1.
Remembr: 1=5
Moral: Don't Complicate Simple Problems in Life.Hehe=) have a nyc day..
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..hOw cAn yOu bEL¡evE ¡f ¡n thE m¡ddLE Of
.."BEL¡EVE"
..s thE wOrd
..L¡E??"
..jUst A fuNnY thOUgHt..ü
Gud nyt!!
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Please call me!
Please call I'm at work.
Call me later at..
I am late..
I will be there at..
See you in..
>Useless Templates.. :-)
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"A big jar fuL of wtr gets emptied by jaz a small hole..
"Significanz?"
Even a little anger& pride will drain all the nobility of a gUd heart..
^_^g'am!
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Here is an I.Q. exercise..
B4 he went h0me after a nyts duty, the guard t0ld his b0ss n0t 2 g0 0n a plane trip in d afternun bc0z dat nyt ,he dreamt ofatragedy dat wil hapen.. The plane wil crash and n0 one wil survive. The b0ss cancelld his trip and true, the plane crashed. s0 d b0ss summ0ned d guard2his ofis, thank him pr0fusely,gave him b0nus and fired him.
Questi0n: why did d b0ss fire d guard who saved hs lyf?
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Life is full of uncrtainties. We'll nevr knw when our time on earth is up till its ovr. So take many pics, laugh much, take time to luk up at the stars,sing loudly, feel d cold wind, smile a lot, and love like uv nvr been hurt coz every 60 seconds u spend s a minute of happiness ul nvr get back.
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think about it..!
"what s d secret of success?"
>>if..
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
is represented as 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 2021 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+
21+4+5=100%
And luk how far d love of God wil tke u
L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D 12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4= 101%
Great?!
Gudm0rning! God bless!!>",)
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" Did you know that for every 200 people that you see every day" ..
2 of them are ghosts?
-Reader's Digest March 2009
haha! M0rning..!
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"i l0ve ph0t0s
because the
best thing ab0ut
it,
is that it never
changes,
even when the
pe0ple in it
d0es..'
Gud m0rning=)
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LuV s d switeSt
aFfecti0n iNspiRed by d eYes..
sp0ken by d
lipS..
ddicAted by d
heArt..
tRnSmittd 2 d s0uL..
And..
pROven iN bed..
d0 u agRee?!:-)
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wen sum1 breaks ur heart, u turn in2 a small ball of self-pity.
u lie on bed, u hug ur knees & keep them close like a fetus.
Why?Coz..
Freud said:
"It's a human instinct to go back to the womb where we can feel safe.."
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_trivia_
did u knw that all numbers fr0m 1 t0 999
dOesn't have the letter A...
Untl reachnG 1000..c",)
(oops! counting?..haha!)
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IQ TEST:
a black man wearng ol black, s walkng on black st. all houses & st.lights wer off. der came a black car wd 8s hedlights also off. as d blackmancrosd d road,d drivr hd a brake n ddnt hit him.
QUESTION:
.how dd d driver see d blackman? .no reply,low i.q!
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Which part
of a mAn's
body
dat
Has nO bOnE
Ful of vEiNs
Pumps liquiD
& rSpOnsibLe 4
Mking LOVE?
Ans:
HEART
But i Luv d way u think!hehe
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ders 1 thing in
my lyf ryt now
w/c i want 2
kip & hold on...
sumthing dat i
will nvr trade 4
d rest of my
lyf..
Its...
SLEEP!.
Gud nytz...",)
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"n0 maTter h0w cRazy & fuNny
the sCenes ar0und
y0u,
it is aLways useLesS with0ut the pe0ple
y0u want t0 laugh with.."
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'gurlz hv
innUmerablE
crushs bt hr
hart bl0ngs
only 2 1 guy..
'guys mayb
flrtng ol day bt
b4 dy go 2slip,
dy olwys tnk
bwt d gurl dy
truly cre b0ut..:-D
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do you know why we should be very much thankful?
itz bcoz we
may never have everything..
but @ least,we NEVER had nothing..ü
gud nite,
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Bed is just a material thing...
..until someone you meet gives it the best meaning. :p
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You know, money can't buy happiness..
but somehow,
it's more comforting to cry inside a ferrari than in a tricycLe..
aim high...gudpm
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"I like people like you who like others like me and make others like me to like others like you."
think again, it's worth understanding. Ü
;-)
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go0d ppol
lyk me,
c0vEr d
eyEs during
d sExy scEnEs
n a m0vie.
but d naughty
0nes
Lyk u, jUz
LAf bwt
8 bc0z u
knw u cn
d0 a L0t
beter dan
dat. ;)