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Joke Quotes
3 gud
manners
of a penis..
1.COURTEOUS
it stands b4
per4ming
2.EMOTIONAL
it cries during
d per4mance
3.POLITE
it bows down
aftr d pr4mnce!
Hahaha
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Our generation had destroyed the christian virtues.
Charity,
is now
a sweepstakes ..
Hope,
is now
a cigarette ..
Grace,
is now
a g.r.o ..
Heaven,
isnow
a motel ..
&
d' worst of all
Trust,
is now
a condom ..
what a mess!
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Quotes frm d greatst warriors:
I came. I saw. I conquerd.
-Julius Caesar
I shall return.
-D.McArthur
I wil fight iniwan, iniwer & initaym.. U knw..
-Pacman
Gudm0rning!
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a sexy college student meets her prof & said,
SIR WILL YOU REMOVE SUMTHIN FROM MY BOOBS!
PROF: WOW! wat is it?
GIRL: ur eyes Sir!
_gud day!...:-P
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wen u hve a prblem,dont hesitate 2 tell it 2 pipol u cant live w/o..u hve frends & luv ones dt u can depend on..so evn if u say u nid nob0dy,u're wrong..rmember wat MJ sed 2 Peter Parker?
"Everybody needs help..even Spiderman.." =)
Nyt...",)
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whAt is thE simiLArity bEtweEn pAnty & sky?
Sky c0vErs thE wh0LE p0puLAti0n..
&
PAnty c0vErs..
thE s0uRcE 0f p0puLAti0n..
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G0VERNMENT
WARNING:
kiSing s
danGerus 2
ur heLth!
bcoz 8
cntains
5%saLiva
3%acidic
2%fat
90%adictiv
8 cn
cAuse seX!
so kiS
ModeRateLy,
2 avoid BABY!
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What is the opposite of laughter?
Sex..
Why?
Because
laughter is Ha! Ha! Ha!
and
sex is Ah! Ah! Ah!
hahaha!
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i wAs
planning
tO kill
thE most
charming
& d cutEst
persOn
on eArth
thEn i realizEd
.
..
...
Shud i kill myself?
suicidaL..
wt a big sin.Gudam
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wen a cherry bcomes red,it s ready 2 be sucked..
wen a girl/boy bcomes 18 she/he is ready to. . .
VOTE!
God bless ur mind.hehe
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People
come
&
go
friends
walk in
& out
of 1's lyf
but
I'll
never
4get
sum1
lyk ü.
U knw y?
HhHmMm...
See posters & print ads 4 m0re dtails. Hehe
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MEN alWz sAy
"I L0VE Y0U"
2 gaLs bt d0 u knW wtS d trUe minin' of diz?
"I"m
"L"ooking
"0"ver ur
"V"aginal
"E"ntry
"Y"ou mUst tKe
"0"ff ur
"U"nderwear!
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Husband:
Wen i get mad,u nver fyt back.Hw do u control ur anger?
Wife:
I clean d toilet bowl
Husband:
Hw does dat help?
Wife:
I use ur toothbrush
Haha!nyt2
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A guy
d0nAtEd
bL0od 2
his gf
but
wEn
dEy
br0kE up
hE
wntEd
hiS bL0od
bAck
s0
d
girL
thrEw
A bL0ody
nApkin
At his fAcE
n sEd,
"iL pAy u
mNthLy,0k?!"ü
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70 ways to mke a woman happy:
Number 1 is to l0ve her...
And the rest is 69
=p gud eve!
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Can you pronounce good English? Read the ff. aloud:
Wolf
Woof
Warp
Roof
Ruff
Raft
Work
Wart
Worth
Wharf
Test result:
Good dog!
Stop barking, ok? Ü..
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Always REMEMBER, no matter hw bad u r, ur n0t totally useless. U can always be..
Used as a BAD EXAMPLE..
Hehehe! Ü